They say the way to a man’s heart is by his stomach, but what if you’re not looking for the way to his heart but rather the way to his bed? How do you get that guy into bed and fast? Because let’s face it, we ladies are just as horny as men. You might think that food won’t work in this kind of situation but you couldn’t be more wrong. A nice sexual atmosphere, an amazing aphrodisiac meal and of course your all prettied up little self will do the trick. Best of all it’s as easy as pie or should I say as easy as white chocolate Amaretto cake getting him to sleep with you, you dirty little girl.
These 5 recipes are my top aphrodisiac recipe’s and have proven their worth. I’m single so I tried these 5 recipe’s on 5 different guys and BAM, I have satisfied my sexual needs.
Food is a big part of it but it isn’t everything. A few little factors will totally make a difference. Let me start off by mentioning these few factors and then on to the recipes that will get you the sex you want and deserve.
AMBIANCE. It’s where you start. Set up a nice comfortable cozy place for you and your prey to eat. Make sure you get to sit close to him for maximum proximity. You want to softly brush his arm, hand, leg any chance you get. Prepare or play an online music playlist with sexy sensual music. Music always seems to set the mood.
PRETTYING IT UP. Ladies, it’s time to look good. No short cuts. Take time to prepare. Shower first then get to your wardrobe. No worn out jeans and t-shirt. Look sexy as hell and make sure he sees it. I suggest a nice short skirt. Leaves some to the imagination but your gorgeous, well hydrated legs will make him want you and on the plus side, if things start to sizzle he will soon realize you’re not wearing any panties. Oups! Wear comfortable yet flirtatious heels and squirt a little bit of that perfume you keep for special occasions onto your stomach, neck and wrists. The art of seduction is your friend tonight and it’s gonna get you laid. You need to put on the works. Walk with seduction, talk with seduction and look with seduction. Take out those provocative eyes that you’ve put away for a while and let your teasing smile tell him how much you want some.
MAKE HIM FEEL DESIRABLE. Show him you’re into him but do not exaggerate. Guys love to feel wanted too you know. Most guys complaints about their woman is that they do not take enough initiative, so ladies, time has come to show them who’s boss and give them the sex of their lives.
Now that you’ve understood the principles to help these amazing aphrodisiac recipes make their magic, you are ready to indulge in the ultimate pleasure of cooking these up, knowing what’s coming after you’ve both totally downed the food.
RECIPE 1 – SEA FOOD RISOTTO
Everyone knows that oysters are one of the top aphrodisiac foods there is. Unlucky for you, I will not share an oyster recipe because I simply do not like oysters. I will share with you the alternative which is an easy amazing Seafood Risotto. You can add your favorite oysters to it if you like, but don’t invite me for dinner.
What you will need: A pack of mixed seafood, white wine (a few bottles will do, hahaha) risotto rice, fresh or canned tomatoes, a touch of lime, pine nuts, olive oil, salt, pepper and saffron.
What you will do: Fry the seafood mix in a tiny bit of olive oil for a few minutes. Add the rice; fry for a couple of minutes and then poor some white wine over it. Cover and simmer until the rice is totally cooked. When your almost done add the pine nuts, tomatoes and spices.
Serve this tasty risotto as a light dinner accompanied with some good white wine and you’re in for a perfect, tasty aphrodisiac meal right before you get some action.
RECIPE 2 – HOT HOT HOT
It’s all about the spices. Everyone knows that hot and spicy foods are a total turn on. Chili peppers, hot peppers, garlic (yeah it’s going to smell but if both of you eat garlic then no one cares.) So actually anything spicy would do to make for an amazing aphrodisiac meal. I suggest the following recipe because it not only is hot and spicy like you but it also has another aphrodisiac that goes by the name of honey.
What you will do: Spice the chicken with salt, pepper and chili powder. Put it in the fridge for a minimum of 20 minutes. Now time to slice the garlic or you can simply add the whole cloves. Put the spiced meat and garlic in an oven dish, cover and bake until the chicken is golden brown. 10 minutes before taking it out you need to take it out of the oven, smear it with the fine mixture of honey and finely chopped chili pepper. Leave in the oven until it is a nice crispy crust.
Serve this delectable meal with a yogurt or sour cream sauce to tone down the spiciness.
RECIPE 3 – AVOCADO SALSA
There is something about avocados that really get the juices flowing and kicks the libido up a notch. Something about this mean green sex making machine gets you off to a good start and opens up the appetite and I’m not talking about food.
What you will need: 1 package (16 once) frozen corn kernels (thawed), 2 cans (2,25 ounce) sliced ripe olives (drained), 1 red bell pepper (chopped), 1 tomato (chopped), 1 small onion (chopped), 5 cloves garlic (minced), 1/3 cup olive oil, ¼ cup lemon juice, 3 table spoons cider vinegar, 1 teaspoon dried oregano, ½ teaspoon salt, ½ teaspoon ground black pepper, 4 avocados – peeled, pitted and diced.
What you will do: In a large bowl, mix corn, olives, red bell pepper, tomato and onion. Then in a small bowl, mix garlic, olive oil, lemon juice, cider vinegar, oregano, salt and pepper. Pour into the bowl the corn mixture and toss. Cover and chill in refrigerator for 8 hours, or overnight.
Stir in the avocados right before serving.
RECIPE 4 – ONE-PAN SALMON WITH ROASTED ASPARAGUS
Asparaguses worldwide stir up lust in man and women. It is said that asparagus can boost histamine production which is necessary for reaching an orgasm in both sexes. Now that you know this, you probably will not go another week without adding asparagus to the menu.
What you will need: 400g new potatoes halved in a large pot, 2 tablespoons of olive oil, 8 asparagus spears, trimmed and halved, 2 handfuls cherry tomatoes, 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar, 2 salmon fillets, handful of basil leaves.
What you will do: Heat oven to 220 C (428 degrees Fahrenheit) Tip the potatoes an 1 tbsp of olive oil into an oven proof dish, then roast the potatoes for 20 mins until starting to brown. Toss the asparagus in with the potatoes, and then return to oven for 15 mins.
Throw in the cherry tomatoes and vinegar and nestle the salmon amongst the vegetables. Drizzle with the remaining oil and return to the oven for a final 10-15 mins until the salmon is completely cooked. Scatter over the basil leaves and serve everything straight from the dish.
RECIPE 5 – DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?
No wait, I did. To top off an aphrodisiac meal you cannot ignore chocolate. It is the king of pure and natural aphrodisiacs. It both contains the PEA aka the “love chemical” and Anandamide the psychoactive “feel good” chemical which makes for a pretty seductive mix. You now understand that any chocolate recipe will do but here is one of my favorites which is sure to impress.
What you will need: 1 pkg yellow cake mix, 4 eggs, 1 pkg instant white chocolate pudding mix, ½ cup cold water, ½ cup vegetable oil, ½ cup amaretto liqueur, ¼ teaspoon almond extract, ½ cup butter, ¼ cup water, 1 cup white sugar, ½ cup amaretto liqueur, 1 pkg vanilla frosting, ¼ cup blanched slivered almonds. Makes 1 (10 inch) Bundt cake.
In a large bowl combine cake mix, eggs, pudding mix, ½ cup of cold wate, oil, ½ cup amaretto and ¼ teaspoon almond extract. Blend well for approximately 3 minutes.
Remove cake from oven and use an ice pick or skewer to make as many holes as possible into the cake. Apply glaze while cake is still warm. Slowly and patiently drizzle glaze over cake including the edges and center of Bundt pan. Allow cake to cool in the pan for at least 2 hours.
To make glaze: Combine butter, sugar, ¼ cup of water, and ½ cup amaretto in saucepan. Bring to a boil, and continue to boil for 10 minutes, stirring constantly.
To make topping: Lightly toast slivered almonds in the oven. This will take 5 to 10 minutes. Stir frequently and be careful not to burn. Heat ¼ cup of the prepared frosting in the microwave for 10 seconds to soften. Place the cake on a serving dish and use a spoon to drizzle the softened frosting over the cake. Scatter toasted almonds over cake before frosting cools.
Cool and enjoy this delicious and very aphrodisiac desert. Adding the almonds just make it all that more seductive.
These amazing 5 recipes are sure to spice up any dinner and get the man you want to jump into your bed or invite you to his and I’m sure Aphrodite would approve. If you really want to go all out you can add some flirty cocktails, (like a chocolate martini or any other flirty drinks) to the mix and assure you a night of ultimate seduction and eroticism. Good luck, have fun and have some great sex, because we all deserve it don’t we! And after all this if he’s still not trying to hump you under or over the table then just jump on him and tell him to fuck you. It seems to always work for me.