Had you ever Party with La.Dahlia ?
Cum and take a look at her amazing tattooed body,
She’s definitely a must to meet and who know, maybe more fun could wait around the corner ?!?
Had you ever Party with La.Dahlia ?
Cum and take a look at her amazing tattooed body,
She’s definitely a must to meet and who know, maybe more fun could wait around the corner ?!?
Us girls all know how much of a pervert you men can be and you know what… there is nothing wrong with that.
I actually encourage and applaud perversity. I think everyone should explore and develop their naughty side for the well being of the whole population.
Sexually satisfied people are usually friendlier, more relaxed and mostly healthy so why not hop on the pervert train with me and find out how you can actually get a hold of your ex-girlfriend’s sex tapes in 5 easy steps.
While still banging her you need to try this one out and keep it for future reference.
If your not with her anymore you will need to sacrifice yourself and get back together until she puts out on webcam or you can pretend you are her perfect man on a dating website she is already registered on and eventually lead up to a naughty cam show.
You would be surprised what some girls would do for big fresh juicy cocks, just tell her you’ve got a net-worth of 600 000 a year and she will be begging you to watch her fuck herself on cam.
Once you’ve got her to agree to a naughty show, get her to do what ever you want and effortlessly use a simple screen capture program like Snag it and video tape the whole sinful show, here’s a start for your new private collection of girlfriend’s sex tapes.
Get her doing things you never got her to do before but don’t over do it because she might realize something is up.
You need to act the part of the rich guy who wants to give her everything.
Once it’s all said and done, I don’t care what you do, now you’ve got your ex doing the nasty on video and that’s what this is all about right?
Introducing Marline the mermaid, always need to be wet, always aroused and having always naughty purposes !
Ever watched a girl through a webcam in front of a shower ? Find out here !
My name is Mabel and I used to have a really hard time having an orgasm.
I felt left out of the sunshine while everyone grinned sinfully thinking about the last time they had sex.
I mean, I still enjoyed sex but I was missing that great pay-off at the end.
I would get turned on, but not enough. Things would get really intense as things climaxed but for years, no matter how fast and long I was penetrated I wasn’t brought to orgasm.
So I started to open myself up to experimenting.
I don’t know why I was so hesitant going into it.
I guess I was afraid of becoming like this crazy slut who couldn’t get off without having a jar of dill flavoured pickles shoved up her pussy, or something weird like that.
Anyways, I had to try something so I got my first vibrator.
Honestly, it felt like a bit of work and I would quickly become frustrated when things weren’t happening fast enough.
I would spend my night experimenting with sex toys and in the day I would read all of the sex advice I could get my hands on.
I mean I was kind of stressed, waiting to be able to bring myself to come, but at the same time it was fun trying all of new toys and gadgets.
Finally one day after doing some serious shopping therapy (yes, I’ll admit it I have a bit of a shoe problem, and the problem is that I never have enough!)
I was flipping through a women’s magazine and read an article called: Why you should keep your socks on in bed.
I was super intrigued and decided that when Dave (my boyfriend at the time) came over that night I would strut around and show him my new boots.
The thought of waltzing around in socks was not a sexy thought at first, but that’s because I was thinking of white gym socks.
Once I bought black knee high socks with black lace to wear inside my boots, I really started to get into it.
So this time as Dave and I got closer and hotter I took off his clothes and removed mine.
When his hands touched my boots I let him slide the zipper down and pull them off, but when he touched the socks I stopped him and shook my head ‘No’.
I was worried at first that the socks ( I changed to black and white stripped sock by this time) might turn him off but my fears were relieved when he raised an eye-brow in intrigue.
He stoked my feet caressing the soft material and even started biting my feet.
I was so surprised because he’d never done that before.
He bit over and over again, consuming my feet both at the same time. It hurt a little but felt so good I could feel myself getting wet.
Then he tossed one leg to the side and kept biting my right foot as he slipped two fingers inside me.
The entrance was smooth, because truth be told I really wanted him there.
I used my spare leg to wrap underneath his arm and started massaging his balls and he loved it.
I don’t think I’d ever felt him so hard.
When he put his cock inside me I just about went nuts.
I surrendered my body to him.
My arms and legs flailed around as he went deeper and deeper inside.
Finally I put both my feet on his chest and massaged his strong pecks while he accelerated, for the first time, bringing us both to climax.
I had the best sleep of my life after that!!
Now that I know the erotic power of my feet I don’t mind pampering myself, getting pedicures so that my lover can suck on my freshly painted feet and I’m not ashamed to say it out lout: feet rock!
I know for a fact that most guys have a terrible way of trying to pick up chicks in a club or anywhere else.
I know this because I am one of those chicks that has been hit on.
I’ve heard the stupidest pick-up lines you can imagine and today I will share them with you so you know what NOT to do when trying to pick up a girl.
Please do not use any of these lines or similar ones under any circumstance.
They will get you laughed at, dateless and therefor sexless and nobody likes to be sexless.
I wonder what guys expect to get when they use cheesy pick-up lines?
Do you really think you’re going to get a girl to bed with a phrase like “ HI, I think you are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen…on a Wednesday”
No, that’s not going to work unless she is just ridiculously stupid or way too drunk… and drunk sex is just not fun.
This is my top twenty of the worst pick-up lines I have ever heard.
If you’ve used any of these than you might want to join the loser club, there looking for new members.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
*If you think that’s gonna work on me you must be McStupid
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
*Vitamine me? Will it cure my herpes?
I miss my teddy bear…Would you sleep with me?
*Oh so sorry to hear about your teddy bear…I bet he left because he couldn’t watch you masturbate anymore.
I envy your lipstick.
*I bet! Lucky for you, you can buy it for 8.75$ at any pharmacy, here have mine.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
*Thank god because I really enjoy setting money on fire.
What do you like for breakfast?
*That guy over there
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
*Omg..Omg…Miss America is here!
Hi, my name’s _____, but you can call me “lover”.
*I’ll call you Rover if you get on all fours and let me pet you.
You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.
*Who wants to go to heaven? All the naughty’s and orgies are in hell
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
*If one of my legs was Thanksgiving and the other one was Christmas I’d already have a turkey and a Santa between my legs, I doubt there’s room for you.
We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don’t you just come along peacefully?
(Lick your finger and then touch her shirt) Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
*(Throw Drink at you) How about you take off your clothes?
Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
*No brakes? Then you’ll just have to zoom on by now wont you.
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
*I’ll give you directions all right…to the all gay spa, meet me there in an hour.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
*You might not be Fred Flintstone but a caveman might get more action than you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
*Turn around and run, run fast, I’m a pretty good runner in heels.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
*You’ll need a lot more than a quarter
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
*I’m going to nut-kick you so hard you’re gonna cry like a little girl.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
*If you close that switch, you might never wake up.
AND FINALLY DRUM ROLL PLEASE…..
I’d even marry your dog just to be related to you.
That was my top 20 worst pick-up lines ever to be used on me.
I also have to add the overused lines that didn’t make it to the list because if you do use these following lines to pick up chicks then you’re just a senseless moron.
Never ever use the following lines ever, at all costs, because if you do, that chick you dig will either leave with another guy or that other chick who really knows how to please a woman.
If you play your cards right you could be taking home both girls: “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours”
“I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.”
“Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.”
“Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.”
“Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind ALL day long.”(Fresh Prince! Is it really you?)
“Are you lost? Cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.”
“You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.”
“Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.”
Well boys, I hope you get the picture and that next time you want to impress a girl you’ll think outside the box.
What always works best on me is if you can make me giggle.
If you can do or say something smart and funny and get just one giggle out of me then you’re on the right track.
Be honest and be yourself, if you do we might just end up in the sac together because I like guys who aren’t afraid to show who they really are instead of acting like jack asses with their friends.
Of course every girl is different so make sure you hit on the right girl for you, NOT using all the above mentioned pick-up lines.
Good luck gentlemen!
Listen, today I love every inch of my body but it wasn’t always that way.
My name is Christie and I’m going to tell you my story about how I grew up, grew into my body (and feet) and accepted myself for who I am.
My warped feelings about my physical appearance started out when I was a child.
You know how they say that, “Kids can be mean”?
Well, kids and adults can be mean and when I was young and impressionable I was really sensitive and took everything that people said to heart.
It started out when I was eight years old when my feet started to grow faster than the rest of my body.
I quickly found myself in the lady’s section trying to find shoes in size 6 and 7.
As I got older, the size climbed all the way up to 10.
When I was 15 years old I finally grew to be my natural height which is 5’9”.
But in the gap between eight and ten was brutal!
I mean my feet were growing so fast that in one summer a sandal that fit me perfectly in May became too small in August that same year!
That might not seem like a big deal, but when my foot was hanging off the front of my sandal it was uncomfortable – but still nothing hurt more than the comments people made.
“Oh my gosh, look at the size of your feet! They are big, and I mean big!”
“Your family is so poor you have to wear hand-me-own sandals!”
“I guess no one can knock you over with feet like that!”
The worst were the insults disguised as compliments that came from adults and children alike.
I became ashamed of my feet, hiding them away in socks and slippers whenever possible hoping that no one would catch a glimpse of the grotesquely large feet I had.
Even my brother teased me because I had great toe dexterity and would pick things up from the floor using my feet from time to time.
He’d tease me and call me names.
I just wanted to be normal.
All of that changed when I went off to college.
I started hanging out with a whole new group of people and started joining clubs like the debate team and became a mentor.
For the first time in my life I was really starting to feel like myself defining who I am, well almost.
Bruce helped me with the last part: owning my body.
Bruce was one of my first real boyfriends, because he was the first guy to get me to put down all of my guards.
Whenever Bruce and I were intimate I would always shy away from my feet.
Like when we’d be on the couch and he’d try massaging them I’d tell him it tickled.
If I was putting lotion on and he’d suggest putting it on my feet I declined.
So he started to notice that I had a bit of a hang up.
But this beautiful thing happened, instead of ridiculing me, he said nothing and waited.
I started to get nervous because I wasn’t sure if I could ever get over this stigma I had against my feet.
Time went by, and one day he came by my place while I was taking a bath.
He came into the bathroom and I could tell he got turned on right away.
He undressed himself and started massaging my legs.
He slid his hands down to my calves and then to my feet and I flinched, wanting to pull them away.
He let one foot go and held the other steady locking eyes with me.
His look said that I could trust him with my feet and my body.
Then he slowly pulled my left foot towards his mouth and starting sucking on my toes.
This amazing feeling ran up my leg, touched my pussy and kept going to my head.
I was radiating with pleasure!
He sucked my other foot and when he was done I surprised him, and myself by cupping his very strong erection between my feet.
There was splashing, bubbles, screaming and huge puddles of water to clean up – but still it was hands down the best orgasm I’d had until then!
That why today my advice is to love every single inch of your body and celebrate your unique nature because those differences might even enhance your skills and turn out to be your super power.
You’ll find a lot of sex-toy-related videos on YouTube. Some are instructional. Some are dirty. Many are sales pitches. You can also find some good DIY tutorials for homemade projects. But just for fun, we’ve rounded up some of the more entertaining ones for your viewing pleasure.
A slick parody of the Pixar blockbuster.
A classic. You’ll have this ditty stuck in your head for days.
Oh, these new-fangled inventions!
A public service announcement from Technical Virgins.
Is that a dildo or the SWAT team’s battering ram? Watch for it at 0:15.
The man has a simple request. Confusion and hilarity ensue.
Not so much rafting as river crossing. You can barely hear the audio, but they’re speaking Russian or something anyway.
Repurposed retro film footage used to make an educational short you never saw in grade school.
There’s no substitute for the real thing.
Hi yall! My name is Amber and this is one of my first tranny sex stories.
I underwent my transformation to sexual liberation and became my true self back in 2006 when I was 20 years old. Some friends and family thought that I was too young to have surgery for something that they could never understand, but for me, waiting all of that time was like an eternity.
I just wanted to finally look on the outside the way that I felt on the inside: soft and curvy. After I had the surgery to augment my breast size, my family tried to “hide me” from the judgemental world. Honestly, I think my parents were embarrassed and didn’t want me to be seen. But then they offered to send me on a trip, so I was like – hey, who am I to turn down a sweet vaca?
Before I knew it, my bags were backed and I was saying arrivederci to my boring hometown and buongiorno to Manerba del Garda, Italy. The trip was actually a great idea. Whether I wanted to admit it or not, after such a big change in my life, I needed some time alone to do some serious soul searching.
My parents rented me a little room in beautiful Manerba del Garda, a small town with only about 5,000 people. I’d never seen any place like it before in my life. I was blown away by the beautiful architecture of the big houses with trimmed hedges. Before coming, when I thought about Italy I would think of pizza, pasta, Mario and Luigi, but it was so much more.
I spent my days investigating different paths leading to the lake and I would spend hours just listening to the crashes of the waves. With each crash I came into myself a little more. Crash. I could hear my feminine heartbeat. Crash. I would feel my beautiful curves. Crash. I flirted with the wind and danced.
It was sometime back in July so the summer air was hot and sweet like fresh cotton candy. The area was getting a little more populated. Later I would find out that a popular movie was being filmed nearby. There were other tourists in the area, which was kind of a relief because I was starting go through withdrawal after a month of very little speaking (in English that is). And then I saw him plunge into the water.
I never did learn his name, nor did he get mine. He emerged from the water a blue eyed angel that had abs carved by God himself. I watched beads of water run down the sides of his body and at that moment I knew that I wanted to be like those beads of water running my hands over his tight muscles.
We locked eyes and he came towards me. My voice box sank deep into my stomach and I could not speak. He was coming towards me. At every step I thought he’d turn away or stop but he just kept on coming. My whole body pulsed as if my whole life was waiting, no aching for this moment.
He was like a spy that knew the layout of my body before even I could figure it out. Never breaking eye contact he put his hands on my waist and then slide his hands onto my back and untied my bikini. I let him. He lifted my legs onto his waist. I was a perfect fit. We walked like this back into the water until our torsos were covered.
My lips burned in anticipation. He rubbed the fresh cool water along my lips and kissed me. I hardly even noticed when he’d removed my bottoms and turned me around. Then he was entering me from behind. Suddenly I froze up wondering if he knew that I am a tranny. I didn’t want to surprise him with my transformed body. But just as quickly as the fear came, it was washed away as he reached forward and started to give me a handjob.
It was all so hot. I reached down and picked up where he left off, masturbating while his long and thick cock entered me again and again. Finally he came all the way inside of me and I grabbed onto his arms as I climaxed. He stood together there sometime the sun beating down on us and the cool water prickling our skins.
I became aware of how much bigger he was than me as he let me go and I slid a couple of inches down before feeling the lake bottom. I turned around to face him again staring into those infinitely blue jewels in his eyes and we locked eyes again. He kissed my hand and swam back to where ever he came from.
He was my first true lover, a real gentleman and a great to start my journey in tranny sex stories.